Archive for the ‘Marvel’ Category

Death be not Proud

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

Seriously, Superman is a dangerous person to hang around with. He's practically as bad as that "Murder, She Wrote" woman.

Death, be not Proud, though some have called thee.” No seriously, you have no reason to be proud. To be frank you suck at your job. More people escape your icy grasp than cheat on their taxes.

Its no surprise that we, the readers, have a very jaded outlook on the death of our favorite characters. Just in this last few months, we have seen the ressurection of Batman from an unexpected death, the ressurection of Captain America from an unexpected death, the ressurection of the Barry Allen Flash (because really, we all need more Flashes running around the DC Universe), and lets not forget Max Lord, Hawk, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Hawkman, HawkWoman, Osiris, Raven, Kid Eternity (briefly, ironically,) Magik, Jason Todd, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Captain Boomerang of all people, Professor Zoom, Doug Ramsey, Mockingbird. In fact, it seems like the only person we can count on staying dead is poor dead Bucky….

crap. Ok, Death, if you werent the universe’s nephew you would be so fired by now.
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Professor X Is A Jerk!!!!

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Professor X is a Jerk!!  At least, that is what we are told way back in the 1988 by an adolescent Kitty Pryde, fresh from an adventure in outer space where an insectoid alien had implanted parasitic alien spawn within all the captured X-men. Upon their return, the mean nasty bald Professor X wanted to send Kitty to the New Mutants, a theoretically non-combative team of students, because he believed that allowing a teen-aged girl to run around with a mutant super hero group was irresponsible. Boy did she show him in the end.

Like most readers of my age group, I grew up in the 80s with a mad crush on Kitty Pryde. At the time, spunky teen heroes like Kitty, the New Mutants, and the Teen Titans resonated with me, though I never really saw the connection. In my mind, there was never any question about whether these child superheroes were even children (specially since they frequently were drawn with better developed bodies than any of the teens I went to school with.)  The fact that they should have been in high school was about as relevant to me as the fact that Kid Flash had red hair.  They lived without parental supervision, they tackled adult bad guys, they never seemed to go to high school, and they never cussed or snuck a quick cigarette in the back yard when the adults werent looking – how much more adult could you get?

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